Inappropriate slogan

Spotted this lorry blocking one carriageway of Plumstead Road yesterday as it completed the installation of the new speed camera and I have to say ‘keeping traffic on the move’ did not strike me as the most suitable motto for this particular business, perhaps ‘robbing unwary motorists who bother to tax and insure their cars and have them registered at the correct address and aren’t using cloned number plates’ might be more accurate. This is perhaps a trifle unwieldy; maybe someone else could come up with something pithier. Or indeed, are there other organisations whose slogans are similarly inaccurate?